23 April 2015
The man on my canvas, on my easel, where I live, on the screen, in my room, on my mind.
22 April 2015
The Bullingdon Club
The Coalition Cabinet contemplate Food Banks and the disproportionate consequences of Tory austerity on the Poor.
19 April 2015
Beef or Fish
If Mrs Monk asked me if we should have fish or beef for supper, I would demand fish if I wanted beef, and in due course get my preferred dish of the day. It never fails.
It’s a win win political strategy that never fails to satisfy both parties.
And this would surely be the kind of nuanced politics that will occur during the inevitable coalition maneuverings after the election
Beef or the Fish.
Trident or the NHS
Five Years Ago
Dear William Haque
Five Years ago just before the last election William Hague complained about too much Labour government intervention with British Business, with no sense of irony given the parallel claim that Labour failed to regulate the banks.
16 April 2015
The Empty Chair
David Cameron's decision not to debate with the other candidates tonight is not his finest hour. Now he is getting ready to snipe at the other candidates from a safe distance.
14 April 2015
Programmed responses, Nixon-like embarrassing, and desperately inappropriate.
12 April 2015
Tommy’s Last Stand
Whatever we might think about Tory austerity....
.......the tears he shed were true enough.
12 April 2015
Pictures of Cat Flap Charlie and Friends snapped by Sara Monk frequently added and removed from this set so his admirers, all over the world, may be frequently updated of Charlie's progress.
Of this he is blissfully unaware, because he is a cat.
6 April 2015
And the Silent Fart
The Tory Tax on Justice .
Their Very First Priority
Items designed to be useful or important for only a short time and/or occasionally embedded with prescient significance.
Photos by Sara Monk.
2 April 2015
What is it about the zero hours low paid employment contracts that business leaders and David Cameron find so attractive, so appealing and so indispensably profitable?
1 April 2015
This was recorded one April Fools' Day. I have no idea where it came from. It was just a bit of spontaneous foolishness. Music Recorded circa 2008.
CUCKOO SPIT CHANNEL
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31 March 2015
The future of Tennis,
Isner v Raonic and multiple tiebreaks.
Isner defeats Raonic in three in Miami.
29 March 2015
The Monks are not vegetarians but we are animal friendly, and we are so without discrimination of one specious over another.
All animals are equal with the possible exception of Tory homo sapiens, who are usually more equal than others.
These animals appeared on the kitchen table and were photographed by Mrs Monk and seemed to resonate with BSE and Farmville and Morrissey and of course Orwell.
This movie was the result.
The Movie was made five years ago when we had the last election on our mind.
22 March 2015
NHS For Sale
I know Two American Sisters one who lives on this side of the Atlantic in Leigh On Sea, UK and the other lives in America.
While I am trying to watch Andy Murray play tennis, they argue with each other on Skype about politics; The American based sister is Republican to the N'th degree and the other is left of Trotsky.
The Special relationship and where money is the object.
19 March 2015
Leveson inquiry official testimony.
Rupert Murdoch, under oath, contradicted unequivocally by Prime Minister, Gordon Brown under oath.
Also features, Prime Minister, David Cameron's testimony defining his cosy relationship with his neighbour, a Murdoch employee.
17 March 2015
Colin Firth has complained that the name, “Colin,” is the kind of name you now give a pet gold fish.
16 March 2015
Plagiaries for Profits
Shapps sells plagiary to the filthy rich in time for “Christmas” profits.
14 March 2015
How nice it was to have Conservative Mayor Boris Johnson unveil Hans Haacke’s Gift Horse on the fourth plinth of Trafalgar Square and force him to say how wonderful it is, in spite of the anti-capitalist message and intention of Haacke.
Boris chose to pretend he did not notice and called it a "statue". as if it were some monument to the British Empire.
The art critic Waldemar Januszczak said that awarding Haacke the commission was “like letting Trotsky loose on Buckingham Palace”. (The Guardian)
11 March 2015
There is petition of 400,000 supporters of Jeremy Clarkson who were not present when Jeremy Clarkson thumped a Mexican waiter who did not provide him with the correct colour of Smarties.
400,000 devoted acolytes cannot be wrong?
Jeremy Clarkson and people like him did not become Arseholes this week.
The bully boys were discussed here in 2011.
Four Years Ago
Boys will be Arseholes
1 December 2011 Three Jeremy Clarksons walked into a bar.... to those defenders of Clarkson, who say Clarkson has no political agenda and that it was just a joke, pull the other one.
10 March 2015
everyday colourful bulk issue fast food plastic straws, pipes and bags and bottles. Confirming Monk philosophy...... of beauty and joy and relevance . Don’t you love it when that happens?
10 March 2015
Dear William Hague thank you for sending me your campaign poster.
Why is Ed Milliband in the pocket of Silvio Berlusconi ?
I can see why Cameron might be in the pocket of Rupert Murdoch or any of your Filthy Rich Donors.
But Berlusconi just does not work as a poster.
8 March 2015
David Cameron endorses personal abuse of political opponents.
3 March 2015
Tory Plans to Avoid Tory Spending Plan Questions
THE LOVE CHANNEL
1 March 2015 (lunchtime)
Grant Shapps pledged the100,000 new houses and an uncosted giveaway of £3.9 Billion over breakfast, and now David Cameroon has just doubled the target and the giveaway at Lunchtime. What are they eating?
Who will pay for the £7.8 Billion giveaway?
Surely not another efficiency saving? Yawn!
And just before an election.
1 March 2015
Grant Shapps, Chairman of the Conservative Party, makes unconvincing uncosted promises ..
Two Years Ago
Most read story on these pages this last month.
The Filthy Rich
Ken Loach may well be promoting a new polemical movie but his knowledge of the economy makes anyone who supports our "market economy", look extremely foolish.
26 FEBRUARY 2015
Long before Primark, ... and Walmart,...
ever widening inequality under the current UK coalition government and beyond.
25 FEBRUARY 2015
Today it was announced that it will soon be illegal to “annoy” with unsolicited phone calls.
This movie from 24 September 2009 continues to be popular on Shoestringonline so it is not just me that feels this way.
a surreal conversation with a lady salesperson, selling indeterminate goods.
24 FEBRUARY 2015
Cash for Access
What was it about the wealth of his potential client that made this man, Sir Malcolm Leslie Rifkind, former Foreign Secretary, agree to meet in order to be subsequently paid £5000 to £8000 a day for providing access to foreign London ambassadors for the commercial purposes of a fake Chinese company?
When exposed, Rifkind made no apology and on the contrary refused to “step down” claiming that he was “livid.” He has since been suspended by David Cameron for electoral purposes and has now resigned protesting that he has done nothing wrong.
Jack Straw was embarrassed, and “mortified” to have his greed exposed but this man was “livid” with pompous indignation because he is so much up his own anus and so remote from all other mere mortals who have a different moral compass, and who might happen to read this.
Can I say that?
Well done Channel 4 and Dispatches.
This picture was taken by Mrs Monk in 2011 during the Anonymous occupation of St Paul’s in 2011.
Seems like yesterday.
A digital collage of 32 melancholic portraits, hand drawn pen and ink drawings, paintings, and photographic images.
This and other artwork by Monkfry is available through
Eleven Years Ago
22 FEBRUARY 2004
16 FEBRUARY 2015
One of “Two Trees” on Two Tree Island
Leigh On Sea Essex
And other pictures taken in and around Leigh On Sea usually by Mrs Monk
THE LOVE CHANNEL
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Love is a very splendid thing. A movie called "Love" was created by us Monks at Shoestringonline. We then discovered that there were 10,729 movies on vimeo with the same title. Most seem to be syrup, or church, or just bad, or all three. Surely there would be enough to start a Love Channel. Love Channel was born, or was there already a Love Channel. Apparently not.
14 FEBRUARY 2015
British Gas have been working on our Worcester Boiler for two days and the job is still not done.
This means we are trapped inside the house while they work on it and still desperately needing a shower on what Mrs. Monk insists on calling VD Day.
11 FEBRUARY 2015
Who are you?
Grayson Perry's new Art Show about identity is currently at the National Portrait Gallery, London. The art is deliberately set amongst the incumbent art in the permanent galleries apparently confronting and challenging past conceptions of identity.
I am left wondering what other context for his work would serve this purpose better.
10 FEBRUARY 2015
THE FILTHY RICH
How is it that the Swiss are so well off?
I asked this question on these pages 2 years ago.
It never occurred to me that anybody thought that the Filthy Rich did not stash away their cash in Switzerland in order to avoid paying for the NHS.
How odd that David Cameron has been so keen to take personal credit for plugging indeterminate tax loopholes on his watch, but when it comes to the enormous black hole identified by this weeks tax dodging revelations, Ministers somehow knew nothing, and continue to know nothing and therefore could not have done anything about what was so bleeding obvious to everybody else.
So obvious I wrote about it on these pages.
13 March 2013
THE FILTHY RICH
They stash it away where they make cuckoo clocks. I know nothing, but I knew that.
4 FEBRUARY 2015
Today David Cameron decided to mock Ed Balls for not having any big business donor friends rather than answer the questions that were put to him today by Ed Milliband in Parliamentary Prime Minister No Answer Question Time.
That pantomime goes on but it struck me as odd that Cameron would think that publicly gloating about having more big business donors than Labour would be a vote winner and a good sound bite for the news bulletins.
He can’t help it I suppose because it is in his very Tory DNA
The following story is the most read story on these pages in the last twelve months. The show goes on.
31 MARCH 2014
So clever of the Chancellor to bribe pensioners with their own money.
27 January 2014
Pictures by Sara Monk where the Television is featured, either directly or inadvertently. Context is everything.
Ten Years Ago On These Pages
Cat and Mouse with
and Cat Flap Charlie
10 January 2015
Hello Sajid Javid
Thank you for your E-mail. Lying politicians make me angry.
I agree with you that Ed Milliband has not avoided the necessity for tax rises to protect public services.
And yes, I did notice that you avoided the awful truth that the Conservative have not been able to avoid tax rises in the last 5 years, and yes, as you know, there has been 24 tax rises since 2010.
And whilst raising taxes by £23 billion for all of us, you have at the same time prioritised a tax cut for millionaires. The average British household will be £974 a year worse off by the time of the next general election because of tax and benefit changes since 2010.
That is tax cuts for a privileged few and tax hikes for the many.
Yes, Labour wants to cut taxes for 24 million working people on middle and low incomes with a lower 10p starting rate of tax.
So WHY have you this week resorted to pathetic lies about Labour's tax policies?
I might need anger management.
10 January 2015
8 January 2015
One Year Ago
4 January 2014
The Biggest Splash
Much of the England is flooded and battered with weather, including the Beach Front down the road where Mrs. Monk snapped this pic with her phone.
We are blessed with a photogenic subject; the Estuary can be sublime in all weathers.
Sir David Amess
The Queen has seen fit to honour this man and it is........................
Selected By Others
These pictures were chosen, for whatever reason, by readers of these pages and not by the editor, nor the photographer, usually Mrs Monk.
1.derogatory ( Brit ) a musician, esp a pop musician, regarded as being overconcerned with technique rather than musical content or expression
2.( Austral ) any musician, esp a professional one