13 August 2009
Thank you for your e-mail
I am worried by My Beautiful American Niece, because she tells me she likes the O’Reilly Factor on Rupert Murdoch’s Pox News.
Yes its hard to believe, but I think it may be because she is attached to the name O’Reilly, having a handsome boyfriend with a similar name.
It is surely not the O’Reilly sex appeal emanating from Pox TV that has bewitched My Beautiful American Niece, with his xenophobic rants undermining the NHS.
If so, David Cameron has an outside chance of being elected, but I would caution you to be wise, and not to count on that.
It should concern you that one of your colleagues Daniel Hannan has failed to transmit your message to the American public including My Beautiful American Niece, by way of his recent appearances on Pox TV.
Since you represent the new right wing in the UK, My Beautiful American Niece will assume from your comments that your party fully supports the NHS.
So here is my question. Do you support the NHS because focus groups have determined that the NHS is overwhelmingly treasured by the people of the UK and you want to be popular with the electorate, or because the American model is so flawed?
Glad you had a nice holiday. Have you seen Witney from you private jet?
Your very best friend, Leslie.