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7 May 2012 I sat in the car while Mrs Monk had a rare shop in Selfridges this Bank Holiday Monday. I was parked in a quiet side street obstructing nobody, but yes on a yellow line. I found myself confronted by a dripping wet traffic warden who was not in a good mood. “I don’t care if you are sitting in your car, I will take your picture and you will get it in the post”, he said.
Here we go again.
22 April 2012
Alternative Adjudicator
Southend Council : "Item of correspondence incorrect".Four miserable words that do not amount to a hill of beans.
1 April 2012 The Adjudicator
Cat Flap Charlie does not understand Gobledygook
1 April 2012 Dear Leigh Times Why does your front page article ignore the concerns of residents?
Running and Ruining Privatisation
22 March 2012 "WHERE ARE WE? WE ARE IN SOUTHEND" running a business and ruining other business
8 March 2012 Mrs. Monk rudely confronted by an opponent of this message. Southend Council agree to propose an alternative parking scheme to support blighted residents of the small hamlet of Chalkwell, near Southend, Essex. Follow these pages for continuing updates on the progress of this little local difficulty.
Dear Leigh Times
7 March 2012 two poster campaigns in the areas of Leigh and Chalkwell which is blighted by parking issues
1 March 2012 Cat Flap Charlie and the Mother of all Privatisation
Where are the White Van Spy Cam photographs of Mrs Monk carrying sick Charlie from the car to the house?
The Car
Picture of cars, or from cars shot by Mrs Monk
Pictures by Sara Monk where the TV is featured, either directly or inadvertently.
Recent Pictures of Leigh On Sea
2 February 2012 British Gas speak with forked tongue, They wrote to me and said, “We've dropped our electricity prices and we now offer the cheapest standard electricity on average of any major supplier.” Double Dutch meaningless sales talk.
Pictures by Mrs Monk selected by others
These pictures have received comment on FlickR.
They were chosen by others and not for any special qualities, but nevertheless hit some vein or other within the intercontinental audience of FlickR
White Van Spy Cam Man
13 January 2012 Teacher support web sites are now rife with traumatised. teachers that have heard Michael Gove's irresponsible comments. His high profile ill informed proselytising on the subject is in itself bullying and traumatising teachers. Will Gove get the sack?
7 January 2012 Mrs Monk is here because she gets more Twitter followers than me. She is not exactly known to me for the brevity demanded by Twitter. Cat flap Charlie could teach her a thing or two about brevity. Miaow.
7 January 2012 Cat flap Charlie has recovered, and back outside frolicking, enjoying an unseasonably good January day. Mrs. Monk still forcing antibiotics into him. Veterinary cost: £45, just below his insurance excess. What a bummer.
Arsehole Signs for Sale
5 December 2011 I was surprised to learn that several people had googled the word “Arsehole”, and had accordingly found this website, perhaps because of this 2006 page. Even in 2006 there were annoying Jeremy Clarksons everywhere.
Boys will be Arseholes
1 December 2011 Three Jeremy Clarksons walked into a bar.... to those defenders of Clarkson, who say Clarkson has no political agenda and that it was just a joke, pull the other one.
12 Sep 2011 My First Car Lady Chatterley’s Lover and Princess Margaret, or Potted Plants and Harold Macmillan ........
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